Well I did it. Removed the entire center console, rerouted the power for my USB hub, and put the console back in and everything seems to have gone fine.
First a note: after you remove your console (actually it's after you disconnect the wiring harness in the back of the console),
you can not drive your car. So bear that in mind! Power seats work fine, probably everything except driving, but I forgot to do a thorough check.
Basically, I just followed
1st Model 3 in Huntsville's retelling of what the Tesla Ranger told him, and it worked exactly as described.
First, remove the carpeted side panels. The two 10mm screws you need to remove are on either side of the yellow tape. For the passenger side, I found the carpet easiest to remove by pulling from the top under the dash.
Do not start there for the driver side panel!
This is why you don't start at the top front on the driver side: This hook is holding that corner in place. I found the driver side panel to be a lot harder than the passenger side. I ended up starting at the very back of the panel.
Once the driver side panel is removed, remove the two 10mm bolts on that side as well:
The biggest challenge I had was the "remove the 2 screws that are recessed inside the cubby under the phone shelf" step. It took a while for me to find them. The screws (Torx 20 heads) are right under the hinge for the phone tray:
You want to unscrew the recessed ones, not the other ones. I just did this (and later replaced them) blind/by feel. Wasn't as hard as I thought it might be.
Now, pop off the cover at the rear of the console:
And disconnect the connector. IIRC you push down on that little
metal middle clip and it pulls apart:
Then disconnect the USB cable at the front passenger side:
It's now ready to be removed! I pulled back on it to disconnect it from the HVAC up front; it slides back a few cm. Then I lifted up and back from the rear while lifting the front as soon as it seemed ready and then worked it out the front passenger doorway. You'll be moving the seats back and forth throught this procedure, but for this both seats should be all the way back and as backs as far down as they will go.
I have to say it wasn't particularly hard.
I'll start another post showing the minor mod I made and a lot of Deep Inside Tesla Model 3 porn.